The .Porn top level domain name came out yesterday, and already over 10,000 domain names have been registered.
I sifted through the list of .porn domain name registrations to find the best ones. Here’s what I envision each website featuring in the near future. (Yes, all of these .porn domain names were actually registered.)
ChicagoCubs.porn – this tantric love site features lowly Cubs fans who have waited over 100 years to win the World Series. Steve Bartman, largely credited with prolonging the Cubs’ drought, is the site’s first subscriber.
Hogwarts.porn – Hogwarts students set up a webcam in the Room of Requirement.
NSA.porn – Subscribe today and eavesdrop on millions of phone sex conversations.
SharkWeek.porn – Watch porn stars try to film an underwater video while being chased by sharks. I’m sure there’s a market for this.
Chick-fil-a.porn – Chicken porn lovers are disappointed to find a site discussing the ills of gay porn.
MileyCyrus.porn – Nothing but animated .gifs of Miley twerking. (There are actually sites out there like this.)
HillaryClinton.porn – Unimpressed with HillaryClinton.horse, Bill Clinton creates this site for Hillary.
Mummy.porn – Apparently, it’s a thing.
Charity.porn – Don’t feel guilty about watching porn. It’s all for a good cause.
FootJoy.porn – Alright, so I know I made fun of some trademark holders for being overly protective when it comes to defensive domain name registrations. But this is a case in which a brand was really smart to lock down its domain.
Frank.porn – A new DomainGang site about Frank Schilling. 100% true.
Mormon.porn – Like most porn videos, this one features multiple women with one guy.
Priceline.porn – Tired of paying high prices for porn subscriptions? Name your own price!
NHL.porn – The National Hockey League thought this was a good idea, but it was surprised to see what happened to the male actors in the cold ice rinks.
HomeAway.porn – The Smith family was surprised to find a number of attractive ladies at the vacation home they rented for their trip to Cancun. Noticing the curious look on Mr. Smith’s face upon arrival, the pimp says, “You do realize you booked your vacation rental on HomeAway.porn, not HomeAway.com, right?”
NordstromRack.porn – Nordstrom suddenly realizes the name of its outlet stores are a double entendre.
OXO.porn – Tired of sex toys that slip? Try the new OXO Good Grips intimate line!
McDonalds.porn – Part of new CEO Steve Easterbrook’s plan to turn the restaurant chain around.
Wisconsin.porn – This is the worst porn site. EVER.
Disney.porn – Believe it or not, Disney didn’t manage to register this domain name. Coming Soon: Toy Story 4. The toys are donated to a brothel, and Woody gets all jealous on Jessie.
Costco.porn – Want a subscription to this hot new site? You need to subscribe for 24 months at a time.
ComedyCentral.porn – This new channel from Comedy Central features Amy Schumer 24×7.
WayneBrady.porn – I bet this will be my wife’s favorite site. I’ll admit, the guy’s got talent.
ThyroidWeek.porn – Merck registered this domain name. Seriously.
Scientology.porn – Tom Cruise lures unsuspecting porn stars to the church, only to tell them they’re never allowed to leave.
Tupperware.porn – Hearing that sex toy parties are all the rage, Tupperware executives find a new revenue source.
Moniker.porn – This new site from registrar Moniker is a carbon copy of it existing site, but it actually works like it should.
ScoobyDoo.porn – Doggystyle.
BankofAmerica.porn – a busty model talks about interest rates on savings accounts. “.01%? Is that all you’ve got for me? Give me more!”
Bitcoin.porn – Michael Berkens finally moves his bitcoin contentto a dedicated site.
MTV.porn – the site streams MTV’s regular programing all day.
Groupon.porn – 2-for-1 lap dances. Promotional value expires on 6/9.
Priceless-moments.porn – I can’t wait to see what Mastercard puts on this site.
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